Not wishing her political contribution to society be limited to four years in the US Congress Cynthia, with the support of the Green Party, have decided it would be a good idea for her to become the President of the United States. 

So let’s keep our fingers crossed on this one.

When I bite into a York Mint, I get the sensation that I wake up half naked in a bathtub of ice in an abandoned, cockroach-infested apartment and on a table next to the tub is an old Nokia cell phone with a half-charged battery and a note that has the carefully-written address of my location and the words, “We’ve taken one of your kidneys, call 911 immediately.” All of this happened after meeting some dude with an Eastern European accent about a futon couch he was selling for $20 on Craigslist because he was moving to another city.

Thanks for the memories Don and Dick and all my neo-con brothers!